>It’s a shoe-shiner that makes you invisible and bleeps when you whistle for it
I think I’ll be ok.
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>It’s a pair of underpants that pushes things down staircases, cannot be moved and makes reassuring noises.
I could not ask for more.
>It’s a pair of sunglasses! It lasts for up to a week!
well
>It’s a wrapping paper that produces hot tea or coffee and traps mice in a humane fashion.
>It’s a suppository that’s made from recycled cardboard! It craves attention.
Now I have everything necessary for survival.
>It’s a marker pen that follows a target of your choice, anticipates your every move and stretches to twice its original size.
huh…sounds good to me
>It’s a digital camera that can speak French! It folds out into a tent.
OH MY GOD THAT IS PERFECT
>It’s a mattress that plays a mean game of Go and may have harmful side effects.
Whut
It’s like a normal CD player, but it’s slightly hallucinogenic.
uh
It’s a unicycle! It vibrates!
……….looks like I’m staying in my room for a while.
It’s an iMac that hums incessantly!
Whelp. I’m pretty sure suicide is the only way out of this one.
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flowers, makes amusing belching noises...keeps children amused. Welp, at least I’ll die...
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It’s a wafer-thin plastic sheet that plays the American national anthem, is slightly hallucinogenic and smells of...
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It’s a car! It can be taken apart and reassembled in thirty seconds! ….I can’t drive
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>It’s a wastepaper basket that displays a slideshow of pictures At least I’ll look back at the good memories as I starve...
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It’s a hearing aid that keeps food fresh for up to eight weeks! NICE. I’ll hear danger coming from miles away while...
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It’s a billboard! It can be bolted onto a riot shield! WELP…
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It’s a belt buckle! It scans its user’s fingerprints!
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slices vegetables...obeys simple instructions. Well…..
temperedaries reblogged this from deathoftheindividual and added:
It’s a suppository that’s unbreakable! It makes reassuring noises and keeps food fresh for up to eight weeks. …..gross....
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It’s like a normal suitcase, but it contains the entire Encyclopaedia Britannica. Well….if there’s a specific article on...
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It’s a skateboard that’s guaranteed to save you a hundred pounds a month, improves blood clotting and moulds vegetables....
mayelisa reblogged this from meeya87 and added:
explodes when dropped!...tracks its position...keeps your...
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It’s a pair of trousers that runs on compressed air! It dehumidifies the air. …. oh
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It’s a riot shield that has a leopardskin print and believes itself to be self-aware.. …Maybe if I make friends with it,...
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It’s an earring that’s great for hammering in nails, is audible only to dogs and makes reassuring noises. Hot utterly...
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It’s a telephone that produces 240v of electricity and can be used by children. At least I have a weapon, and in the...
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an alcoholic drink!...unblocks drains! At least...won’t care...
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It’s a fusebox that’s solar-powered, automatically updates your weblog when used and extends at the touch of a button....
nubpher reblogged this from justonemoment and added:
It’s like a normal wastepaper basket, but it can speak twelve languages.
tal9000 reblogged this from kantala and added:
It’s a chocolate bar! It automatically updates your weblog when used! Welp.
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It’s a robotic dog that keeps food warm! It has been featured in Star Trek and connects to the Internet. I mean....
pot8tosexual reblogged this from kantala and added:
It’s a new type of vegetable that asks trivia questions. Yeah well let’s be honest, that was pretty much expected.
kantala reblogged this from tchy and added:
It’s a chainsaw that has no moving parts, glows at night and has sleek curves. :D awesome
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believes itself to be self-aware!...biodegradable. Interesting…
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It’s a feather duster that keeps your breath fresh for up to twenty-four hours! It pushes things down staircases. lmao
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It’s an artificial limb that makes you invisible, is made of rubber, and uses captured Martian technology. Holy fucking...
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It’s a parachute that stays exactly where you leave it! It has adverts on the side and plays light music. Stays where I...
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may cause drowsiness.
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shoots laser beams...has been blessed by...priest. I FUCKING...
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It’s a penknife that emits a powerful searchlight beam! It obeys simple instructions and makes you invisible. Sounds...
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It’s a parachute that can be programmed to perform simple tasks and runs on tapwater. Fuck. Yes.
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It’s a toilet seat! It smells a bit funny! … Shit.
shinjumaou reblogged this from roboenza and added:
used to scrape ice off...assembled from common household parts. Um… Quite.
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It’s an iMac that hums incessantly! Whelp. I’m pretty sure suicide is the only way out of this one.
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It’s a unicycle! It vibrates! ……….looks like I’m staying in my room for a while.
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